The Three Nuns at the Pearly Gates
Three nuns were traveling on a bus when it crashed.
They died instantly and found themselves at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter was waiting.
“Before you can enter heaven, each of you must answer a question,” he said.
To the first nun, he asked, “Where did Adam meet the first woman?”
“In the Garden of Eden,” she replied. The gates opened.
To the second nun, he asked, “What was the name of the first woman?”
“Eve,” she answered. The gates opened again.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the third nun.
“What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?”
The nun thought hard, then muttered, “Ooh, that’s a hard one…”
The gates opened.
